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      You Have Died of Burpees

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      Nantucket Breeze

      Vintage Navy

      $ 60.00
      Cause of death: burpees. No regrets.If you've ever wanted to dramatically collapse mid-WOD, this is your shirt. One of the funniest funny workout s...
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      Obviously Not the Instructor

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      Vintage Navy

      $ 60.00
      You're here. You're trying. You're obviously not the instructor.This women's activewear staple is for everyone who's ever been in the back row hopi...
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      Obviously Not the Instructor
      $ 29.99
      Front row energy. Zero certification required.She's giving it everything she has — she's just very clearly not the one leading the class. This wome...
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      You Have Died of Burpees
      $ 29.99
      Cause of death: burpees. Witnesses: everyone in class.She saw the whiteboard. She knew. She did them anyway — and now she's a legend. This women's ...
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      I'm From The 1900s
      $ 29.99
      Born last century. Still lapping people at the gym.She remembers dial-up internet and she can out-deadlift half the room — don't let the birth year...
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      Workout and Hang With My Dog
      $ 29.99
      Two items on the agenda. Both non-negotiable.She doesn't need a packed schedule — just a solid workout and a dog who's very excited she's home. Thi...
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      Lets Get Physical

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      The anthem called. You answered. Obviously.There's only one correct response to this song and it involves showing up to the gym in this tank. This ...
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      Sorry Not Sorry

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      from $ 24.99
      Say HELLO to AWESOME Workout Clothes... 🛍 We offer all of our apparel in Tank Tops and T-Shirts. Tank Tops do run small, if you want information o...
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      Sore Today Tan Tomorrow

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      Short-term pain. Long-term glow. The math checks out.She does the hard workout today because she knows exactly what's waiting for her tomorrow — an...
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      Sorry Not Sorry

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      Apologies? She doesn't have any of those.This women's funny gym muscle tank is for the woman who trains on her own schedule, eats what she wants, a...
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      Summer Body Loading

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      Vintage Navy

      $ 60.00
      Currently buffering. Please do not unplug.The glow-up is in progress and it cannot be rushed. This women's funny summer body gym boxy crew is for t...
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      Sore Today Tan Tomorrow

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      Vintage Navy

      $ 60.00
      The two-step plan. It's working.Destroy your legs today, look incredible at the pool tomorrow — that's the whole strategy and it's completely foolp...
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      I Think My Trainer Is Trying To Kill Me

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      Vintage Navy

      $ 60.00
      She smiled when she wrote the workout. That's a red flag.The warmup alone was suspicious. By round three, it was confirmed. This women's funny pers...
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      Everything Hurts and I'm Hungry

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      Myrtle

      Vintage Navy

      $ 60.00
      A complete medical and nutritional report. In four words.Post-workout status: legs destroyed, stomach staging a protest, spirits somehow still high...
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      Emotionally Unavailable

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      Myrtle

      Vintage Navy

      $ 60.00
      Currently in a committed relationship with the barbell.She's not ignoring you — she's just mid-set and emotionally checked out of everything that i...
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      Everything Hurts and I'm Hungry

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      The two universal truths of post-workout life.Legs are shot, shoulders are done, and the only thing keeping her going is the thought of whatever sh...
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      Emotionally Unavailable

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      Currently in a committed relationship with the gym.She's not ignoring you — she's just mid-set and emotionally checked out of everything that isn't...
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      Summer Body Loading
      $ 29.99
      Progress bar at 47%. Still loading. Still showing up.For the woman who's in the middle of her glow-up and absolutely owns every step of it. This wo...
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      Sorry Not Sorry
      $ 29.99
      No apologies. Not one. Not even for skipping cardio.This women's funny gym boxy tee was made for the woman who does exactly what she wants and look...
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      Everything Hurts and I'm Hungry
      $ 29.99
      The two universal truths of post-workout life.Legs are shot, shoulders are done, and the only thing keeping her going is the thought of whatever sh...
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      Emotionally Unavailable
      $ 29.99
      Currently in a committed relationship with the gym.She's not ignoring you — she's just mid-set and emotionally checked out of everything that isn't...